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Junior Brain Tumors In Action

Junior Brain Tumors In Action

Crad Kilodney
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Hi, boys and girls! It's time for violent urine and angry clams! It's time to get out the axe and start expressing your true feelings! It's time to charge your brains electrically so you can shoot Z-rays with your eyes at all the phlegm-heads! It's time for your next book report! It's time for
   JUNIOR BRAIN TUMORS IN ACTION!
Here are four more satirical stories from the acid-filled pen of Crad Kilodney that will never find their way into any respectable Canadian story anthology. In "Jumping Rubber
Maggot Time," you will meet the revolting Grungeo family, who have a closet full of maggots. In "The Great Vomito," you will learn about the preeminent celebrity of the present day. "The Most Important Story Ever Written About Gary, Indiana" is a surreal farce based on an actual dream by the author (Don't say we didn't warn you.) And finally, the Kilodney boys (Crad and Furpo) accept an invitation for a "Hare Krishna Weekend" and meet the sect's spiritual leader, Swami Prabhupada. (This one's so inspiring you'll just shit!)
Remember, boys and girls, Crad Kilodney could disappear for no reason at any time, so buy this book (and all his others) now while you have the chance. Buy several, in fact, and send them to friends far away. Demand that your school library carry his books, and if the librarian objects, kill her. If your English teacher has never heard of Crad Kilodney, kill him, too.
As you float into the putrescent 90s think of the books of Crad Kilodney as lifeboats on the sewage-filled ocean of idiocy, keeping you dry and sane.
CRITICS RAVE ABOUT KILODNEY: (Sorry. No good quotes available.)
Année:
1990
Editeur::
Charnel House
Langue:
english
Pages:
59
ISBN 10:
0920973132
ISBN 13:
9780920973134
Fichier:
PDF, 3.51 MB
IPFS:
CID , CID Blake2b
english, 1990
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